I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
(via dutchster)i'm kaela
I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!
cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement
(via aerabellathegreat)Molto Italiano
Turn ons: common sense
Flirting with you via liking all the photos on your instagram except the one with your boyfriend
long distance relationships when they finally meet.
(via beelzebummer)silly motherfuckers
This is the best gif you’ll ever see
this too shall pass
its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior
literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross
ONLY 90S KIDS GTFO!!!!
the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
BOOBS 'N' STUFF
I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.
the problem with some people is that they’re breathing
(via johnathanocallaghan)i swear we were infinite