Ughhhh I need to get fucked up!! I have one of the worst cravings for XTC since I quit in 2006… Not only for the high but I’m fat and I need to lose weight and I was so skinny when I was an addict… fml… thank god I don’t know anyone who sells it anymore or I’d be so mangled right now…
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
But why did they cross the road is the question.
(via se-r-e-n-ity)JUST FUNNY STUFF
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
(via se-r-e-n-ity)on high demand
do celebrities listen to their own music
(via andykauf)the beginning of the end of an era
I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue
(via dutchster)Never Enough Time
“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
(via hertroubledparadise)you got me there
miley cyrus is more upset over losing her dogs than she was over losing liam and that is how you fucking do it
(via marianajean)april 6-13th 2014
Jamie Lynn Spears with her sister Britney and Justin Timberlake
(via marianajean)Suicide Blonde
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
(via dutchster)I understood that reference!
copy and paste yourself into my bed
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday