September 12, 2014


toostoked:

bed hog

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paradise-jpg:

O

paradise-jpg:

O

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mala-educacion:

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

Why I never talk to anyone

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thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

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pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

pueriluna:

a cat kissed me yesterday and i didnt even know her 

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boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

image

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pleatedjeans:

20 Surefire Signs You Had Way Too Much to Drink Last Night

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weetoiletpaperroll:

coldsoymilk:

the last one tho

who is this guy. i feel like he speaks to the depths of my very soul. especially today.

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sorrybeb:

me on the left

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repeat from L☮ve All, Fear N☯ne

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repeat from god forgives ,i don't.

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repeat from GODUS

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