April 23, 2014


rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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radjew:

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

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repeat from

April 22, 2014


sunflower-mama:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 


Woah

sunflower-mama:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Woah

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repeat from Molto Italiano

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repeat from Quotes

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

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repeat from bitchiest bitch

realizinq:

Flirting with you via liking all the photos on your instagram except the one with your boyfriend

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repeat from #SUP

fishnetandfundip:

long distance relationships when they finally meet.

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repeat from silly motherfuckers

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repeat from gatorade me, bitch
wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see


Motherfucking animals.

wonderlands-absent-queen:

arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

Motherfucking animals.

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repeat from GifCraft

(Source: obscuremo, via nid0queen)

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repeat from rotten things to say

April 21, 2014


awomanfromitaly:

claydols:

its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior

literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross

(Source: rosewad, via unprettyprincess)

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repeat from this too shall pass

abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

(Source: dekutree, via unprettyprincess)

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repeat from ONLY 90S KIDS GTFO!!!!

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(Source: jacket--off, via johnathanocallaghan)

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repeat from BOOBS 'N' STUFF

the problem with some people is that they’re breathing

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repeat from i swear we were infinite

glowsticksuit:

Tumblr doesn’t need an April Fool’s joke. Their year-long April Fool’s joke is still trying to sell blog themes for $50

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